FUCKING DISAGREE. Why can’t adults who could theoretically enjoy sex with each other based on orientation and proximity just interact in a way that doesn’t implicate their rel’ship status? I resent this when I’m single and I resent this when I’m not. I just want to flirt with everybody and have it just mean, like, nothing, until it means something. This is a good, positive challenge of adulthood. Ew, “My girlfriend” minibombs are the WORST because me talking to you at Starbucks is not my tongue in your ear.
RAPHAEL INTRODUCED ME TO THE 7 MINUTE RULE:
After 7 mins of talking to a stranger of the opposite sex you must disclose if you are dating some one. You find some way in the conversation to slip in: ‘NO, I WILL SLEEPING WITH SOME ONE ELSE TONIGHT’ by way of ‘yes, my boyfriend and I love that Thai place.’ or ‘my girlfriend thinks I have an attachment disorder.’
This is the only decent thing to do, as portrayed in the MAUS inspired illustration above.
Raphael’s comics are really great! See the rest of them here.
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Wait, no, this makes you sound like a self-centered vain jerk if you do this. I NEVER do this. Does everyone think they are going to fuck me now??? ;_;
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