Why did I just click through this photo gallery? Honestly, out of all the most vile crevasses on the internet there are few things that leave me as crack-house-sad as clicking through galleries. Even lurking on 4chan with their naked corpses and revenge pussy shots, at least there I feel proper and instant amounts of repulsion. The insidiousness of 35 picture galleries diminishes something inside of me! ALSO I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO KRISTIN CAVALLARI IS? IS SHE A HOUSEWIFE? DO PREGNANT WOMEN HAVE EATING DISORDERS?? MAKE A GALLERY OF THAT, PLZ.
approval rating on this is HIGH.
New Girl News for @VICE is about moms! I almost never talk about her on the internet because it seems so infinitely private but I really, really, really love my mom. Best person I know by a thousand miles.
I dare you to tell me the girl in this video isn’t totally constipated. Also I really like Justin’s nude lip gloss, issa nice.
I can’t see anything and little flower pods (flower pods?) and twigs and things are floating down into the crevices of my MacBook but I will not WILL NOT WILL NOT WILL NOT go inside when it is this summer-Saturday outside. LIKE, I DID NOT FORGO JOB SECURITY TO GO INSIDE /metaphor
Instagramming some of the small stack of vinyl that travels with me if that is interesting to you but why would it be over at “katecarraway” on your iPhone.
Hey does Tumblr speak Emoji yet?
Me on Girls, again
Here is the third thing I’ve written for VICE about “Girls” but like what did or could you expect?
HBO’s “Girls” is, of course, racist, but so is everything else. Pretending like that’s not true, and pretending that Lena Dunham owes anyone an apology, is shitty and dangerous and sexist most of all.
Dudes don’t realize how much they sound like Pete Campbell.
--Me (just cut it from a story)
I’m trying to get a snack and cruise the internet but I can’t stop fucking writing! What the fuck!
